2k13blogger:

does anyone have like ten thousand dollars they don’t want

(Source: oknope, via suck-my-somewhat-existent-penis)

sheik:

sheik:

sheik:

sheik:

everyone’s trying to stump the akinator so i’m gonna try and see if he’ll know that i’m thinking of the little symbol on the front of his turban

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come on it hasn’t even been 10 fucking seconds

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GOD DAMN IT

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i fucking hate this stupid piece of shit genie fuck him i hate him so fucking much

(Source: classicsnake, via spaceocldity)

☄ Picture of you
♥ Name of crush
☯ Religion
✉ State of origin
♬ Favorite song/s
♪ Favorite band
☑ Full name
Ω Favorite Book
♘ Favorite Animal
✞ Are you religious
☥ Cats or dogs
☝ Dominant hand
♨ Ocean or Lake
♉ Star Sign
♧ Eye color
✌ Favorite character
✏ Writer or reader
☪ Hair color
♂ Gender
✈ Last vacation
☍ Silver or gold

(Source: triforce-powers, via buckkybbarnes)

sucymemebabaran:

ah yes the four seasons. wet, hot, halloween, and christmas

(via lucifers-ass-cheek)

francislare:

spoopyspiders:

francislare:

consciously refers to the walk of shame as the walk of pride because having a healthy and active sex life is nothing to be ashamed about

  • stride of pride
  • touched a butt strut 
  • got laid parade
  • had a thing swing
  • removed the pants dance
  • g-spot trot
  • touched a tit, time to split
  • licked a cooch scooch 

Yes

(via owmarcel)

iremembersky:

Last year’s PSAT: sexual tension between the Japanese businessman and his translator

This year’s PSAT: sexual tension between Garcia Lopez De Carden and the Grand Canyon

PSAT FANDOM

Young sensei. Crimson leaves falling. DESTROY THE TEST. Grand Canyon. Dolphins. That’s all you need to know