thorxndor:

I was sitting on my friends bed with her when she came out as gay

and I was looking through a Chinese food pamphlet

so I put it down, looked at her and said “I was going to suggest ordering food but I see now you’d prefer to eat out”

and I don’t think she’s ever really forgave me  

(via davidhomeowner)

blueberry-lemonade:

i’ve got such sass, but not any ass

(via imadorkmarie)

marlasingersays:

cecil’s voice “you look just adorable when you’re sleeping!’

(via rhianondienhart)

annaolphant:

id hit up barnes and noble during the purge

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its-davison-oclock-somewhere:

shaxaphone:

taco-marco:

staff:

starting today all blogs without the following image will be deleted within 24 hours

image

i’m not even afraid of deletion. i just want this image on my blog

EVERYTIME I SEE THIS ITS A DIFFERENT IMAGE

Is the Tumblr staff obsessed with Colin Baker now?

(Source: dddderrnsuree, via chick-chick-halfchick)

kanaya-maryammm-or-fmmm:

ppl be talkin about the new 3d/live action spongebob movie but all i can think is

image

(via chick-chick-halfchick)