edhardydouche:

FUN FACT: in the millions of years that dogs have existed they have never fucked up not even once

(via carolyns-psychedelic-breakfast)

xxxxsexyllamas:

Dan after he takes a shower: Dan Towell

Dan in a bad mood: Dan Fowell

Dan stays up all night: Dan Owell

Dan gets angry: Dan Growell

Dan learns grammar: Dan Vowell

Dan gets married: Dan Lester

(via danlsnotonfire)

thewintersoldiersbutt:

do you think sebastian stan cries about bucky and whispers, “its okay bucky. i know youre not a bad guy.” 

(via that-enigmatic-blue-box)

aaltje-in-wonderland:

—Netflix would be by far the best dating site. “Here are 9 other singles in your area who have also watched Breaking Bad for 12 straight hours”

(via njayhoran)

larryrickardfan:

allmymetaphors:

I don’t want to go to college but I also don’t want to NOT go to college

What I really want is to stop existing but you can’t do that without dying and I don’t want to die either

This is the most accurate post I have ever seen

(via njayhoran)

bunny-bo:

ghost-anus:

have you ever met someone on the internet that you liked so much that you sometimes sit there and think “oh man there are people who are lucky enough to see this person IN THE FLESH ON A REGULAR BASIS and I wonder if they realize how LUCKY they are”

Do you ever wonder if people think that about you?

(via zandermal-everyone)

themishamigosofthemishapocalypse:

hetastein:

special-snowflake-hall-of-fame:

beyoncevevo:

perfectgay:

what has four letters and is very hard

rock

math

life

dick

(via detectivesangelstardisandwands)