intensional:

i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word

(via allie--joy)

jaclcfrost:

someonemayhavejust:

jaclcfrost:

sugar, we’re goin down [presses elevator button for a lower floor]

SWINGIN [ELEVATOR CABLE SNAPS]

this is

more than i bargained for

(via welsh-dragon-ddraig)

Send me two characters and I’ll tell you:

elenastan:

  1. Who would win in a fight
  2. Who would be a better roommate
  3. Who’s better in bed
  4. Who I’d pick to be my presidential running mate
  5. Whose shoulder I’d cry on
  6. Who would make a better parent
  7. Who I’d rather date

(via scandalsinbelgravia)

how fangirls communicate

  • Fan 1: AKJSHDKJAHSDKJSA
  • Fan 2: I know. I know.

during a concert

  • me: they're real
  • me: they're REAL
  • me: I love them
  • me: I'm going to cry
  • me: omg
  • me: what
  • me: they're real

atomicairspace:

copperbooms:

when did tumblr collectively decide not to use punctuation like when did this happen why is this a thing

it just looks so smooth I mean look at this sentence flow like a jungle river

(via scandalsinbelgravia)

imjohnlocked:

remember when john watson sassed a passerby and then got stabbed in the neck with a needle

(via thetardislandedin221b)

sourcedumal:

toramorigan:

ashazzminscreed:

omfgcate:

dqdbpb:

we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?

image

#ITS GONNA BE MAY

HOW DOES THIS MAKE ME LAUGH EVERY FUCKING YEAR!?

Fkdkskgoskhlskosofksbshajakak holy shit

I love this

(via tinas-blog)

earthwanker:

Do you ever hear someone’s voice and kinda wanna fuck it

(Source: earthwanker, via twenyonepilots)

sirlightbulb:

55mph:

sirlightbulb:

What do you call a dead text post?

any of yours

A text ghos-

Excuse me?

(via tinas-blog)

mukuroikusaba:

can you please tag ur death note spoilers i just saw a photoset of light yagami with the death note dont tell me hes kira

(Source: returnable, via crowley-king-of-ass)