im-tha-doctor:

Why are basic necessities so expensive? I mean like 

  • toilet paper
  • bread
  • comic con 
  • milk

(Source: princess-wolverine, via huntingthe-assbutt)

fishgingers:

the-fault-in-our-disorders:

lolsomeone-actually:

district12er:

unclefather:

panelling:

cootertooter:

sunsandsurfsoul:

fishgingers:

i once chipped a tooth while making out when i was 15

I once bit a guy’s dick because I told him not to force his dick down my throat and he did

I once dated and kissed a girl to hide my sexuality

a leopard can carry twice its bodyweight up a tree

Ants are really strong

Where is this post going?

Home

Just like your mom last night

Shut up

(Source: xhoe, via unitedfandomsoftheworld)

suppdel:

do you ever just crave someone’s presence? like you would literally be happy just sitting next to them. it could be completely silent and it would just be magical to be there with them.

(via baskingintheinsanity)

catchawhatdonnie:

catchawhatdonnie:

i rEALLY WANT SOME JALAPENO CHEETOS RIGHT NOW

dreams do come true

(via catchawhatdonnie)

fvck-city:

a little less sixteen candles, a little more “thanks pete”

(via fuckityfrank)

thepondsaregone:

thorinoakenbutt:

castielandpie:

poryqon:

it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same

I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life

For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw

WHAT

(via assbutt-in-the-garrison)

kingsleyyy:

this hedgehog is cheering for u bc u can do anything image

(via music-that-cant-be-caged)

communistbakery:

well no sir I don’t really have any “skills” per se, but one time I inserted a USB drive correctly on the first try

(Source: communistbakery, via failvrebydesign)